Idolatry

Ok, damn I love American Idol

Here are some of my personal faves this season...

Oh shit, my boss just walked by and I had a big child picture of David Archuleta on my screen. That can’t be good for my image around here.

But on the real, David Archuleta is the shizz and nobody should even try to disagree. He’s so cute and he does not look like he’s aged a day since the tender age of five. (Can you tell the difference between him as a child…above, inset and him at 17…inset, below?? Barely)

He kind of resembles a Pomeranian puppy, no? Or some sort of Teddy bear

But looks and cuteness aside, he is an amazing singer and performer. He can "blow" as Randy has taken to saying this season and after he's done with each performance he acts like he just came out of a black out. Like he can't remember what just happened and all the blood from every corner of his body is rushing to his head. When asked how old he was on Tuesday night he hesitated like he was going to start counting on his fingers or something

And of course these two gems...

ok, so the buzz is that they both already had record deals but they don't have current record deals so they're not really breaking any rules.

They can both really sing and made watching all those painful and "grotesque" acts worth every second just to get to their final performances.

Although I do really like Danny Noriega too I think Simon is a closet homophobe just waiting to break out a new mutation of cruelty this season with that one.

Ok, so those are my top three as of right now and I'd be willing to bet that all three will make it to the top five. Anybody want to place a friendly wager on it? If so, comment.